The Project Team Has a Baby!

BABY PROJECT PLAN Version 1.0

Role	Responsibility
Project Manager	Schedules nine women to deliver a baby in one month.
Business Analyst	Estimates it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Offshoring Resource Coordinator	Commits to a single woman that can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client	Doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Software Vendor Representative	Commits to delivering a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team	Claims project doesn't need a man or woman; should be able to produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team	Doesn't care whether the child is actually delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor	The person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
Tester	The person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.