Sunday, December 1, 2013

Oh cut it out!

I'm going to lose 15 to 20 pounds in one day tomorrow!

Monday, December 2nd, I'm having an "extended abodominoplasty", otherwise known as a "Super Tummy Tuck".

I've lost 94 pounds since I had my stomach "stapled" last year. The excess fat has disappeared, but I now have a tremendous amount of excess skin. Basically, I look like a "deflated human being".

I'm having a plastic surgeon basically resection my entire abdomen, removing all the unneeded (and unshrinkable) folds of skin. One to two weeks recovery time, six weeks of no exercise, six months for the scars to fade and I'll be ready for the beach in June!