Friday, September 21, 2007

THUMP THUMP THUMP....at 40,000 Feet

BUF-ATL Delta(Comair)

Just when I thought I'd seen it all.....

Flying home tonight on a Canadair Regional Jet Buffalo-Atlanta. Beautiful night to fly, cruising right along at 40,000 feet...

In the extreme rear of the plane, I heard THUMP THUMP THUMP

huh?

THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

coming from the lavatory.

Evidently, a somewhat portly man was doing his bidness and when pulling up his pants afterward fell over and had gotten stuck in the tiny lavatory between the sink and the door....he had literally fallen and he can't get up.

Fussy older flight attendant tries to ascertain through the door if the man requires medical attention? "No, ma'am, I'm just stuck here!"

Burly Svedish looking guy tries jiggling the door but can't get it open.

Finally flight attendant gets on phone and pilot comes out of cockpit with odd looking key...opens door and Mr. Portly spills out into the aisle (thankfully, he'd managed to get his pants up.

Plane cheers wildly and Mr. Portly turns beet red. I notice pilot rolling his eyes as he walks back up aisle to cockpit.

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