I'm sitting in a relatively crowded airport last night waiting for my flight to board.
There's a woman sitting behind me having a heated conversation on her cell phone. I am trying to ignore her but it just got too good...
"Look, we can still be the best of friends, but I am just not going to have sex with you any longer..."
pause
"No, that counts as 'sex' to me!"
pause
"No! That's also considered sex!"
*sigh* then they called my flight
Wish I could've heard the rest of THAT conversation!!
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